Image from www.lawyersconveyancing.com.au/img/im_gagged.jpg. It is amazing what images come out when you put the word ‘gagged’ in…Ok- I know that some people read this blog. A chosen few I actually know; most of you I don’t. You do it either because:-
(1) You know me and it is to keep me quiet.
(2) You accidentally clicked on ‘diggingalot’ when you were looking for gardening supplies or you are a hep hip cat kind of dude that ‘digs’ things.
(3) It is part of your asbo/community service order /rehabilitation to surf the net.
(4) You do not have a life.
(5) You like it (really…?)
(or it could be a combination of all 5).
But not many of you comment!!!
Therefore, to make it easy for you I’ve put some sample comments below. All you have to do is cut and paste into the comments field! It couldn't be easier! (well breaking wind and picking your nose probably is....).
Sample comments:-
* 'Thanks for your blog; it is the most wonderful thing written ever! '
*'Amazing; have £60,000 a year and come and work for me.'
* 'I will report you to your church; you are a heretic and should be burnt at the stake or at least forced to watch God Channel for 65 hours a week'.
* 'Sorry, I just stopped by whilst looking for Dutch porn (you are not by any chance from Zeebrugge are you….thought not…)'
(visitors should note that I often use a concept called 'Irony' (TM) in my postings...)
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5 comments:
'I will report you to your church; you are a heretic and should be burnt at the stake or at least forced to watch God Channel for 65 hours a week'
Graham I thought you spent all your time watching the God Channel! (Well at least the time your not blogging!)
Chris P
D'ya think maybe its because your blog doesnt take annonymous comments, per chance, maybe, maybees aye, maybees naw. Is this the kind of comment you were looking for?
Thanks Granny- it was! Thanks for taking the time and trouble to visit. I'm still new at this, so I haven't yet discovered the 'anon' button. But I have always ignored 'anon' letters & I'm striving for openness...
Chris...time is an illusion- think of all that time you or I spend scrawling on pieces of paper. Scrawl in 'word' instead throughout the day and then cut and paste.... you'll have more time for that next season, when Stoke are regularly on at 3pm as they have been relegated back to the Championship!
Isn't Zeebrugge in Belgium?
....hmm maybe that is why I only got a C at O level geography...
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